Muffie on Markets

Though very qualified owing to her status as a graduate of Harvard Business School and Vassar and because she was elevated to the exlusive premiership of her prep schools’ “French Club,” Muffie Benson-Perella nor her associates, advisers, agents, assigns or best friends forever (hereinafter collectively “BFFs”) are professional investment advisers to the public.  Neither are the BFFs engaged in rendering tax, legal, accounting, financial, engineering, consulting, construction management, air traffic control, literary or relationship and dating advice.  Accordingly, nothing presented on this site or related sites should be considered a replacement for the services of a qualified and sufficiently prestigious and expensive, Harvard educated professional adviser with lots of licenses, diplomas and certificates on his wall.  In fact, anyone at all from Yale you should just forget about.

We understand that you might be tempted to follow in our rather large footsteps.  This is really a bad idea if you don’t know what you are doing.  You really don’t have the experience we do and therefore you should just forget it.  Really.  We mean it.  This stuff is too hard for most people and, sorry to say, not everyone in the world is created equal.  The BFFs realize that’s hard to accept but the sooner you can get your arms around the fact that the world is unfair the sooner you can settle into your place in life and just take it easy without turning green every time you read about our successes.

The risks associated with investing in securities and other of those kinds of investments that go on at prestigious banks and other financial institutions and exchanges, including but not limited to stock, bonds, options, commodities, futures contracts, derivatives, foreign currencies, horses, fine works of art, real estate, precious metals, jewelry (particularly diamonds), husbands, boy toys, club memberships and similar stuff can be substantial.  Information provided is for information purposes only (duh, that’s why it’s called “information.”)  You should consider your budget carefully before spending any money on anything.  (Except the spa, that’s understandable).

Seek counsel from a professional adviser before spending money on anything, even a professional adviser.

The BFFs specifically disclaim any liability, personal, professional or other, for any loss whatsoever related to the use and application of any information presented on this site.

Please also note that the BFFs really have no control over the comments and other “public participation” of this site.  Boys will be boys and they are always trying to get into your pants so just watch yourself with all the stock tip crap that they will burn you with so they look smart and after a few Appletinis you can’t help but be charmed.  I mean, it was probably a boring Wednesday night anyhow, right?

Oh, and you know the BFFs get to reproduce anything you write here, like if someone wants us to write a book or something like that so don’t come whining to us about “copyright” and that stuff.